When Is The Victory Party?

Did I miss the announcement that the Terrorism Threat Level had been changed to "green?" I didn't catch all the news this morning, maybe I missed the schedule for the New York City "Victory Over Terrorism" ticker-tape parade. Shouldn't there be fireworks and bells pealing?

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."
John Ashcroft, November 9, 2004

WTF is he talking about? If he believes this bullshit, then it's way past time he retired. In fact, he should be retired to the closest hospital with a padded room.

"Nurse Ratched, calling Nurse Ratched."