Wednesday, September 01, 2004

The GOP Freak Show

A former body builder turned actor turned politician. Two temporarily sober frat girls turned campaign tarts. And the prototypical Stepford Wife and ex-Librarian turned ignorant science advisor on stem cells. Throw in a miscellaneous mix of morons and there you have it: day two of the Republican National Convention otherwise touted as the "People of Compassion Night."

Sure.

Schwarzenegger is compassionate about any woman with a great rack - as long as she doesn't complain about being groped. The Bush Twins are compassionate about their booze - just like daddy! And Laura - what the hell is she passionate or compassionate about? She's a walking advertisement for Prozac. And all of them are fronting for the most bigoted, homophobic party platform since the Reconstruction South.

Welcome to the new GOP; where they smile to your face while they pick your pocket, molest your daughter and play Pope to our modern Galileos.

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