"Sneezy, You're Doin' a Heck of a Job!"

If the federal response to Katrina and Rita impressed the hell out of you, this should send a chill down your spine:

If the nightmare of an avian flu pandemic emerges from the dark chapters of doomsday scenarios, it will fall to the Department of the Homeland Security, not the medical establishment, to manage the crisis, according to federal documents and interviews with government officials.